A USEFUL CHOCOLATE TEAPOT
It's more useful than an ashtray on a motorbike, a water-proof teabag, a glass hammer or mudflaps on a tortoise. But a new chocolate teapot has a limited use.
If you are interested in investing in this 'limited use' but fun item then it's £24.99 from firefox.com. It is not known if they also plan to experiment with the similarly obscure chocolate fireguard!